You Wake Up One Morning As Your WoW Character...

What do you do?

(stole this thread from the official forums, seemed a laugh)

I would...


read the new newspaper /2

spot an advert looking for a care worker to help 'boost' someone round the supermarket/

slaughter the staff of Tesco and give all the finest food to the retard who has been following you round punching people who are clearly bigger.

pull a huge boulder out of my backpack and rub it until it takes me to the pub.

get completely smashed and climb aboard what can only be described in my drunken stupor as a rhino...and run around the world discovering every little corner and announcing my discoveries on a conference call with all my friends

I would:

Start by looking at my armor, then sigh and start polishing it... again. When done, i would start scouring town for ore, in the end getting booked by the police for trying to steal scrap metal.

In jail, i would see an avert for joining the police and would do so. Would probably end up killed in a raid on a biker hideout, screaming for the f*** healer to do his job before he wipes us.

I would probably stay in bed.

Loozie wrote:I would probably stay in bed.

and youd definately forget to place your totems

Firstly I would twat some pikey chav over the head with my staff then hide out in my basement in fear that the government would shove a probe up my bottom and run all kind of test on my furry body, as i doubt they've seen many man-cows running riot in the street on Englandshire

I would probably get taken to a local farm, to be slaughtered...

But I would win the trust of my brainless peers, stampede the fuck out of the farm and replace humans as the dominant species.

Then I'd go find some hookers.

Hmm... I wonder, how would an undead mage fare as a night guard? Imagine my intimidation factor for emptying the premises would take a frightful jump if nothing else. Ahh, Pyroblasting some beer-swilling punk in front of his mates when he tells me to bugger off...

ooh i dont know,lightening bolt the poo out the government , replace them with woobe and aurna. then probably end up faceplowing a field in france after picking a fight with them!